i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
honey I shrunk my d*ck
How to know which boy you like:
1. Get very drunk
2. You will cry about the boy you like
I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
Clear your mind here
the last one though lol
i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there
Farts are the ghosts of the food we eat
ha found it
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